I usually don’t give much of a crap about celebrity gossip and such. I may visit perezhilton.com once or twice every 6 months. But a Facebook friend posted something about Perez being punched in the face so I looked into it.  That’s too good not to!

Apparently Perez was assaulted by the Black Eyed Pea’s manager. There’s a wil.i.am version of the story and a Perez (I mean Mario…) version of the story. I watched them both but it seems to me like Perez instigated the whole thing (calling wil.i.am a faggot?  huh?). Sure, no one deserves to be punched but when you push someone to see how far you can go before they break then, hey, you just might get hit!

Anyways, check them out if your work day is slow. Perez’s video is hella dramatic. He reminds me of the schoolyard bully who everyone was intimidated by but, once “broken,” sorta goes home and cries to mommy.

wil.i.am’s video

Perez response
(can’t embed video… but worth the trip)