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Wow, look at this horrendous mess. It’s the new VW Bus. It’s totally a MiniVan with vintage VW Bus design elements. It’s a little cute I guess. But it’s totally the picture of the “Hippie turned Yuppie” if ya ax me. More pics here.

“Never has backing into things been so terrifying.” – Roger Ebert. (hehe) Great job, Julian!

Here’s an interesting state-by-state map of the United States of Shame. It’s what states are “best” at. It looks like Georgia is the most sickly based on national influenza stats. Some other states of note:

Porn Usage – Utah

I have faith in fortune cookies. I know they’re just random messages picked by random people after ordering Chinese food but I’m sorta convinced that the fortune I pick is “meant” for me. I invite the serendipitious wisdom into my life! Unless, of course, it doesn’t apply and them I’m like, “stupid cookie!”

Tonight I ordered some Chinese food and picked up the first cookie I looked at (there were two in the bag). I instantly connected with it, as I do with every fortune cookie I see first. This was my cookie.

Upon opening it, I was met with a surprise. There were 5 fortunes in there! Nice! So this is what’s in store for me….

This is my most favorite Facebook fan page find of 2010. Judge Judy… calm down and hit this blunt 4,939 fans Random as hell. But dunno… I sorta love it.

I just updated to the “new” profile layout on Facebook. I was looking to add “Pirate, argh” as my Language but came across this instead. It totally fits, dude. I know this language VERY WELL. Here is a demonstration of such language, as illustrated by my good friend Brittany Spears.

Things like this just bring laughter to my life. It also proves that kharma is a bitch (although, I don’t know who that’ll prove more true in this case). So don’t be tattle-tailing on your little brother ya’ll! Guy Posts His Sister’s Hookup List To Facebook… And Tags All The Guys