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The New VW Bus: The Portrait of “From Hippie to Yuppie”

kyle — Tue, 01 Mar 2011 23:32:41 +0000

Wow, look at this horrendous mess. It’s the new VW Bus. It’s totally a MiniVan with vintage VW Bus design elements. It’s a little cute I guess. But it’s totally the picture of the “Hippie turned Yuppie” if ya ax me.

More pics here.

Black Swan Trailer Spoof

kyle — Wed, 26 Jan 2011 20:08:39 +0000

“Never has backing into things been so terrifying.” – Roger Ebert. (hehe)

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Great job, Julian!

What’s Your State Good At?

kyle — Wed, 26 Jan 2011 15:50:49 +0000

Here’s an interesting state-by-state map of the United States of Shame. It’s what states are “best” at. It looks like Georgia is the most sickly based on national influenza stats. Boooooooring. Some other states of note:

Porn Usage – Utah
Most Female Criminals – Oklahoma
Gonorrhea – Louisana
Dumbest – Maine

What’s your state the “best” at?

My Future x’s Five

kyle — Thu, 20 Jan 2011 15:05:04 +0000

I have faith in fortune cookies. I know they’re just random messages picked by random people after ordering Chinese food but I’m sorta convinced that the fortune I pick is “meant” for me. I invite the serendipitious wisdom into my life! Unless, of course, it doesn’t apply and them I’m like, “stupid cookie!”

Tonight I ordered some Chinese food and picked up the first cookie I looked at (there were two in the bag). I instantly connected with it, as I do with every fortune cookie I see first. This was my cookie.

Upon opening, there were 5 fortunes in there! Nice! So this is what’s in store for me….

Now is the time to call loved ones at a distance. Share your news.
You would do well to work as a team in the coming week.
Take no risks with your reputation (er, let’s forget this one).
Reaffirm your faith in financial plans – make a budget.
You will be showered with good luck tomorrow!

So, I’ll keep you posted.

Favorite Facebook Find of 2010

kyle — Fri, 07 Jan 2011 16:34:59 +0000

This is my most favorite Facebook fan page find of 2010.

Judge Judy… calm down and hit this blunt

4,939 fans

Random as hell. But dunno… I sorta love it.

A Gem in the New Facebook Profile.

kyle — Tue, 07 Dec 2010 20:45:29 +0000

I just updated to the “new” profile layout on Facebook. I was looking to add “Pirate, argh” as my Language but came across this instead. It totally fits, dude. I know this language VERY WELL.

Here is a demonstration of such language, as illustrated by my good friend Brittany Spears.

Why I Love the Internet

kyle — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 16:05:26 +0000

Things like this just bring laughter to my life. It also proves that kharma is a bitch (although, I don’t know who that’ll prove more true in this case). So don’t be tattle-tailing on your little brother ya’ll!